India Vs Pakistan: This is how Afridi going to stop Tendulkar from making century!

India Vs Pakistan: This is how Afridi going to stop Tendulkar from making century!

Pakistan cricket captain Shahid Afridi said that his team won’t allow Sachin Tendulkar to make his 100th century on Wednesday. Not only that, he said that his team will not allow any Indian batsman to make big score. Here is a joke on India – Pakistan semi-final match. Afridi: Hum Sachin ko 100 nahin bana denge. Misbah: lekin kaise?
Afridi: hum 93 all out ho jayenge
Pakistan interior minister Rehman Malik warned Pakistani cricketers not to indulge in any match-fixing. He said that he is keeping a close watch on their activities. If any such thing happens, they are going to take action, Malik said. Intelligence is being gathered on their cricket players, including who are meeting them and the position of their telephones. This is necessary because they can’t take a chance after what happened in London. But he was sure of clean members in the team.
Film stars in Tollywood and Bollywood are putting cricket first on Wednesday. Tollywood and Bollywood will be shutting shop to watch India – Pakistan Mohali battle. Actress Samantha tweeted: “The 30th and 2nd should be declared a national holiday…..I protest….hee hee.” Madhya Pradesh Assembly got half day for India Pakistan match. Post lunch session need not be held on that day said the Speaker. Many corporates may declare half day on Wednesday or give liberal off to their staff. For hardcore cricket fans it is practically impossible to concentrate on work during Indo-Pak match in the World Cup. Afridi asked his teammates not to watch cricket related news and talk shows on India channels. Police arrested five youths for selling tickets in black as black marketeers are having field day. Salman Khan Dabangg inspired joke on the match: “Mohali mein hum itne chauke-chhake maarenge ki confuje ho jaaoge ki boundary pe khade ho ki border pe!!!” Another clever piece on the match: `It is good that the match is happening at Mohali. From there, it will take only half hour for the Pakistan team to reach the Wagah border by rickshaw.” Another joke on Twitter: Dabangg’s dialogue,recreated by Afridi “Indian team se darr nahi lagta saahab.. Rehman Malik se lagta hai..”


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